Aislinn really wanted to do some wordsmithing for Fiona's elevation, but the scroll was already claimed. So I asked if she wanted to do the boast. She was happy to do that. Her original idea was to take one of the Hell's Belles (Fiona's long ago SCA bad bardic group) songs and do a play off on that. I wasn't keen on the idea, but wanted to see what she could come up with. Maybe I'd be surprised. She got a first draft of a thing, and I tried it out. Nope, that was not going to work. 1) I'm not a good singer. 2) I feel the joke of it fell flat. So she said she'd go back to the drawing board.
About a week later I had an idea of a boast, and messaged her. She took the idea and the following day emailed me with a boast. I absolutely loved it. It's full of alliterations and puns and inside jokes.
One of the things we wanted to do, just to be a little extra, was have Fiona's brother do a trumpet fanfare to start us off. Jenna had a heraldic trumpet/bugle thingy so when it was time for us to go up, he warned the people at the door to cover their ears. He tooted a short line and I started off the boast. It seemed to be well received!
The in-joke is that her sister Hugoline is one of the people who made the game "Red Dragon Inn", and one of the characters in that game is named after Fiona. So I wanted to make sure to mention that this Fiona is "the original". And her device is a manatee under some waves, a play on "Oh, the humanity!"
Felicitations all!
Now comes forth Fiona!
Please prepare your cups!
Look at person I’m next to
Do you have mead? Have you had HER mead?
Drink to this Loquacious Lady, the Proprietor of these Plaudits: Silver Crescent, Silver Brooch, Golden Lyre, AND Maunche.
Look at person across the room
Don’t drink mead? That’s alright, she makes Libations without spirits most Liberally!
Looks at another person in other direction
Did you know? She's a Maven of Magnificent Manuscripts, Director of Doading Ducks, Fictionist of Filks so Fun they make one Fret and Flail
Looks at TRH
Done with your drink? She'll make more!
She has more mottos than you can dispatch a dead donkey with.
Oh! The huge manatee!
I present to you: the one, the only, the ORIGINAL Fiona the Volatile.


















